Snort! DNC’s ‘thirsty for new ideas?’ Rubio water ad is a total fail

Oh, sweeties. You are just so, so precious! Pathetic Democrats, with the help of absurd media lapdogs, continue to attempt to spin #WaterBottlegate something bad.

Bless your heart-y Donna Brazile tweeted out that “ad” from The Democrats.

Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 13, 2013

The sad and always absurd DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse also proudly tweeted it.

RT @thedemocrats: Marco Rubio’s Republican Party: Thirsty for new ideas—because the ones they have aren’t working. twitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) February 13, 2013

The pitiful. It scorches! Hilarity and righteous mockery swiftly ensued.

Ditto, very pro-Rubio RT @daveweigel: I don’t get it. RT @donnabrazile: Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) February 13, 2013

The DNC would be supporting Rubio? RT @daveweigel: I don’t get it. RT @donnabrazile: Heres the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— matt whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) February 13, 2013

so it’s saying Rubio quenches the thrist? RT @gpollowitz The ad is racist RT @donnabrazile: Here’s DNC ad on #rubio twitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) February 13, 2013

#SlatePitches RT @daveweigel: I don’t get it. RT @donnabrazile: Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) February 13, 2013

Is that all you got? #Immature RT @donnabrazile Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Shane (@Sarge_87) February 13, 2013

It’s funny because… wait what? RT @donnabrazile Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Matt (@mattweihl) February 13, 2013

.@thedemocrats attack Rubio for taking a sip of water while jobs dry up under Obama

— Donny Ferguson (@DonnyFerguson) February 13, 2013

C’mon man RT @thedemocrats: Marco Rubio’s GOP: Thirsty for new ideas—b/c the ones they have aren’t working. twitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Bros at the Bar (@BrosAtTheBar) February 13, 2013

Remember when the Democrats were so thirsty they accused Romney of murder? #Rubio

— Ban Finger Guns (@CaptYonah) February 13, 2013

@thedemocrats you’ve run up almost five straight years of trillion dollar debt and you make fun of a gentlemen who is thirsty? Your the joke

— Eric Ring (@Ring77Medic) February 13, 2013

Even a Democrat is forced to admit the total fail.

Is Marco Rubio’s ridiculous drink of water all the Democrats have to criticize about his speech? Our party is lazy.

— Katherine Fernandez (@KaFe0) February 13, 2013

But, what’s this? Thirsty was good.

Thirsty for change? Beat the heat with a Democratic Party water bottle: http://j.mp/aKLFPX.

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) July 23, 2010

Fail. Again.

Democrats REAAAALLY suck at ads. I mean REEEAAAAALLLLY suck. RT @donnabrazile Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubiotwitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…

— Matt Gardner (@mattmgardner) February 13, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/13/snort-dncs-thirsty-for-new-ideas-rubio-water-ad-is-a-total-fail/

‘Don’t worship it’: Larry Sabato says Constitution ‘needs plenty of nips & tucks’

U. Va. Center for Politics Director Larry Sabato has a message for Americans on Constitution Day:

Several tweeters helpfully pointed out that our Founding Fathers had the foresight to make that possible:

Yep. In the meantime:

Bingo. President Obama, are you listening?

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Related:

Whoops! Larry Sabato gets into trouble with Montana governor

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/17/dont-worship-it-larry-sabato-says-constitution-needs-plenty-of-nips-tucks/

How Are These People Even Alive? I Thought They Were Goners For SURE.

They say that nobody is perfect and, hey, it’s true. Even the most flawless of people are going to mess up every now and again. We all make mistakes. Some of us are better at having them turn into awesome little miracles, though. That innate talent doesn’t make them perfect, it just makes them lucky–and some of these people have more luck than they know what to do with. 

How did this even happen?

This has to be the coolest way to learn not to walk across a trail during a race.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the bungee jumping company made this up to him by offering him a free jump or something.

It’s a good thing they didn’t injure their ankles. They’re going to be doing a serious amount of walking from here on out.

It’s good landing snow.

Who needs a helmet when you have luck?

If that’s not worthy of getting to sit “shotgun,” I don’t know what is.

His buddies better hope some of that luck rubs off on them.

That train looks ready for its closeup.

One of them is going to have to use their brakes, right?

It doesn’t get any closer than that.

Seems like there’s going to be at least a few birds who aren’t going to be the lucky ones.

Whoa.

I sure hope he was the only one in that vehicle.

He totally meant to do this.

If this isn’t worthy of a gold medal, what is?

Not the greatest landing of all time, but I’m sure they’ll take it.

The only way they could get any luckier is if it turned out that their soul mate was driving the car.

Yikes.

Well, that was close.

Wow! Those are some seriously lucky people. They must all be carrying 4,000-leaf clovers on their person or something. I hope they all went out and bought lottery tickets–you’ve got to strike while that luck iron is hot.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/incredibly-close-calls/

Twitter lynch mob threatens to kill George Zimmerman as judge sets bond

A Florida judge ruled Thursday that George Zimmerman can be released on $1 million bond while he awaits trial on a second-degree murder charge.

The Twitter lynch mob sprang into action immediately. At least two Twitter users threatened to murder Zimmerman.

https://twitter.com/NDO_MAC/status/220904893148438529

Ineed to take a trip to florida cause as soon as George Zimmerman get out again, ima be right thea to pop one off in em.

— Miya*Tae*Mace (@GudGrlBadHbits) July 5, 2012

A reminder of Twitter’s rule on threats of violence:

Violence and Threats: You may not publish or post direct, specific threats of violence against others.

https://twitter.com/ChristianPs53/status/220933731156897792

https://twitter.com/ChristianPs53/status/220933921410514944

Others are fine with letting someone else pull the trigger.

So who's going to shoot George Zimmerman when he gets out? I'd like to shake your hand.

— Mr. Kieran (@KJtheArchitect) July 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/Captaainzoe/status/220909435810353152

They mind as well let Zimmerman free, and let the Haitians kill him….

— DeeVee (@DudeFromTwitta) July 5, 2012

George Zimmerman needs to just die…..stop Breathing.

— IG:InnocentCriminal_ (@Caged_Beautyy) July 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/ImSeriousWork66/status/220922814406983680

Somebody need to just off him! RT @HonorableLOU3: #GOODGRIEFBATMAN 1 Milllionnnn Dollars.. * Puts Pinky On Mouth * #Zimmerman

— Bruce Leroi (@CallMeLeroi) July 5, 2012

Can somebody just kill Zimmerman already?

— Aaron Daniel (@The_AaronDaniel) July 5, 2012

kill George zimmerman

— @Jarelstruth (@jarelstruth) July 5, 2012

Zimmerman reportedly has the funds to pay for his release. Let’s hope he also has the ability to keep his location from being broadcast to the bloodthirsty mob.

Lester bats down #zimmerman's claim of death threats – stating all demonstrations have been peaceful #Trayvon

— princss6 (@princss6) July 5, 2012

Maybe people shouldn’t be so quick to bat those down.

Related:

Twitter lynch mob: Won’t it be great when Zimmerman gets raped in prison?

Twitter lynch mob: George Zimmerman is out on bail? Let’s kill him!

George Zimmerman’s bond has been revoked; Update: Twitter lynch mob hopes he is killed or kills himself

George Zimmerman is back in police custody; Update: Twitter mob hopes for rape, death

George Zimmerman’s wife, Shellie, arrested; Update: Bond posted; Update: Twitter lynch mob celebrates, threatens

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/05/twitter-lynch-mob-threatens-to-kill-george-zimmerman-as-judge-sets-bond-at-1-million/